Currently working on a game about a little pixelated gay boy who's lost in time.

 

originallonemagpie:
“Why does *this* Santa never visit my hearth? Even when I’ve been good…
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originallonemagpie:

Why does *this* Santa never visit my hearth? Even when I’ve been good…

aspectreishauntingeurope:

revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

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me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

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joe-sparrow:

It’s here! You can finally order my full, 79-card tarot deck online as of right now! here’s a video of me flicking through it with my real human hands! 

https://joesparrow.bigcartel.com/product/complete-tarot-deck-major-minor-arcana

The deck costs £30 plus post & packaging, which (thanks to a weak pound right now, cough brexit cough) means it comes out around 40-ish dollars for you yanks out there. 

This is the most I’ve charged for a single product so far so I’m a little nervous about whether people will buy it, but in my unbiased opinion it’s worth the price - you get a LOT of art for your buck and it feels really nice to hold in your hands. Plus I don’t want to get all Boyhood about it but it technically took me like 4 years to make, so.

Stock is relatively limited, so if you want one definitely get your order in ASAP. I mean, if they sell out I’ll print more, I guess? Am I being a bad salesman for saying that? I’m supposed to put PRESSURE on you to buy RIGHT NOW before it’s GONE, aren’t I? Eh.

Anyway, hope you like it and, should you use it, I wish you only the most auspicious of readings.

…also - what’s that card there at the bottom of the deck??????? 🤔🤔🤔

https://joesparrow.bigcartel.com/product/complete-tarot-deck-major-minor-arcana

ultralaser:

lurker-no-more:

GOAT in more ways than one … I bet she faxed this, too. 👑🔥📠

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i just witnessed a murder from 25 years ago

elevan:

puto-papi:

antiandrogen:

puto-papi:

violaslayvis:

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

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